Time For A Surprise Breather, eh?

Yes, I am BACK!!! While some of you may say "GREAT! He is back" and most of you might say "Oh god! not again", I still decided to write this post as I think with the exam time approaching Blitz Krieg, this might get your minds off studies for a while, if not cheer you up.

I would have liked the song "Glass Shatters" by the rock band "Disturbed" as my entrance theme, however it seems Bakchod baba has taken all the right to "GLASS" shatters. Someone needs to stop Bakchod baba with his bullying acts becoming a competition to even Questionnaire. After all, no one would like Caraniya to become a North Indian Hostel.

So...assignments are over for most or all of you and the small talks like "tera kitna hua" would be part of majority of conversations, atleast between the student segment of Caraniya. During my last three visits, I already noticed some of you talking about how they have not even started with their preparations, now either this is a genuine statement or it is an insurance for your results, as in case of any low marks or failures, there is always this "excuse cushion" to fall back on.

Moody Aamla is never short of the "excuse cushion" though; his repeated excuse about Mumbai Indians' loss in the IPL in the form of his Facebook status message surprised even a hardcore supporter like me. Mumbai Indians realy tested his array of excuses though by losing matches out of winning positions one after the other. Moody did not disappoint them, afterall, if it wasn’t excuses, he had the much famous quotes of his "GOD" which he put up in an attempt to justify the loss of Mumbai Indians. All said and done, even with all his alienated jokes and excuses, I did not expect him to stoop to the level of supporting Bangalore, come on Moody!! I thought you were different from your roomie.

Speaking of his roomie, Narad Muni, he is next in line for the nomination of the Kingfisher Fair Play Award as he gave each team a fair chance of performing by supporting them atleast once during the course of the entire tournament, afterall, why should just Kolkata be on the receiving end of things. However, his main support was to Kolkata and Bangalore, fortunately for him, Bangalore made it to the finals, otherwise the infamous line of Narad Muni was inevitable about how his heart is with Manchester United and the rest of the team he just supports for fun and does not care much about.

Support was given a new definition on the day of the final of IPL, when I realised that there was someone who supported Mumbai Indians more than Moody and I did. A/C was convinced by some people that Mumbai reached the finals and she apparently believed that, NOW...THAT IS WHAT I CALL SUPPORT!!

HOPE, something which binds the world together was what A/C exuberated. What else would you call it after Mumbai's achievement in the IPL to somehow beat everyone else and reign at the bottom of the table? (NO, I do not consider KKR here, with the way they played in the tournament, the battle was always for the second last spot in the table). Anyway bravo A/C, I am proud of you, you have beaten us all to become the most passionate supporter of Mumbai Indians.

Vidarbh Raina has surely learnt a thing or two from A/C as he showed similar optimism while betting in the favour of Bangalore winning the final, with a match loser like Robin Uthappa batting, Vidarbh either had the heart of a lion or the mind of an Ox, in either case, all I gotta tell him is that, Vidarbh...I know you miss your roommate Bhai Ji but doing what he would do is no way of filling in his absence.

While most of the people were rooting for Bangalore to win that day, Sexy Eyes came in the room and with his blissful eyes he looked upon all us mortals and enlightened us with his vision and told all the Bangalore supporters hoping for a win............. "So It Shall Be". Unfortunately for him, his powers have shown more variance than Mumbai Indian's performance in the IPL. He did have his moments though when Deccan Chargers lost a wicket and he jumped in joy, celebrating the loss of that wicket. Sexy Eyes' celebrations looked like a tribute to our ancestors (Monkeys). Now that is a prime example for you A/C about people disrespecting Darwin's Theory of Evolution. However, With his 3/4ths and t shirt on his pencil figure, he provided more entertainment than the match did.

That set for this one folks, I would have liked to write more about other people but as you all know, other than being the FAKE caraniya resident, I am also now an EX caraniya resident, so I can only write about things which I am able to see. So sorry to the folks whom I missed. This post was majorly a mixture of all the things I observed in the 3 days I visited Caraniya recently.

Hope this cheered you up and if not, atleast it got you to read something else apart from your text books. I don’t know if I will come back again, perhaps I will write again if I see and feel a need to do so.

So, Bye Folks, Best of Luck to everyone for their exams

I'll See You When I See You.

Adios Amigos