Last Nail In the Coffin

Just when you thought its all over,the Fake Caraniya Resident decides to come back for one last round. Before I left, I thought it would be better if I put in this last post, and this thought of mine was encouraged when some of you recommended the same as well.

It was real fun to see everyone react to the revelation of my identity. All of you were kind enough to appreciate me and some of you genuinely admitted that they did not have an idea about who I was. There were a few whom I knew had their suspicion on me and it was fine, although a few revelations came to me as well after I revealed my identity.

Salsa Sauce, whom I gave kudos to for guessing it was me, decided to miss a rhythm or two to go way more than a step ahead of us. On the first day when people started talking about the blog, he said he knew who it was and was speculating at Moody Aamla(as informed to me by Moody) and was also basing his speculation on whom he gave his email ids to. However, now he says "AREY MUJHE TOH PEHLE DIN SE HI PATA THA".
Wow! I wonder if he knows about Area 51 and the Bermuda Triangle as well, as he knows everything since adam. Salsa Sauce was a little late to know about the fact that I revealed my identity, as even after the blog was published, he offered me if I need some information to help me write something on the blog. Well Salsa, if this blog was depended upon juicy and spicy information, there was a lot more I could have written about you. This blog was all about keeping it "OUT THERE" and talking about things which everyone knew and were comfortable with.

Bheem apparently did not feel much of comfort though when he opened the doors to the men's bathroom and had to see Ali Baba in all his glory, fortunately or unfortunately for Bheem, Ali Baba was sitting with his BACK to the door. Ali Baba should be glad that Bheem leaves tomorrow otherwise some ackward moments in the common areas were inevitable.

Bhai Ji's departure from Caraniya certainly was inevitable too and if he was smart enough to guess who I was from my first post, then I had a clear enough idea as well that his departure from Caraniya was only a matter of days. I would like to praise him for what its worth, as he was the original and the ONLY guy(apart from Chidambaram who knows me for more than a year now) to have guessed it was me FOR SURE and the information then went to "others", well done Bhai Ji, perhaps you are not as stupid as you are percieved by others. Although I have little idea about what causes him to leave Caraniya, I am sure there is more to it than meets the eye but I wish him all the best to prove himself in life. By the way, Bhai Ji is going to the house in which I was suppose to shift 3 weeks back but did not, DAANE DAANE PE LIKHA HOTA HAI KHAANE WAALE KA NAAM.

Speaking of departures, tonight is my last night at Caraniya and I hope it goes well, although I hope I meet everyone before I leave tomorrow, especially M.R.P. who certainly seems to be very busy nowdays. I hope he is still not looking for the "I.P. Address" of the Fake Caraniya Resident, as a few of you said you will get him to find me out. If you ever get time M.R.P, I would certainly like to know what software gives you access to such discreet information. I am a tech freak too, although I hope its not one of those "special deals" of yours which we still await.

What I still await is also the face to face reaction from Vanilla Icecream, he seems to open up in online mode only as he was expressionless and commentless when he was having dinner with us last night. Well atleast this shows that Vanilla Icecream is pretty much like me in these things as even I decide to only open up online, eh?

A/C decided to open up in the online mode too, infact she made me open up the dictionary to understand what she means. This wasnt the first time she had me looking up words on dictionary though, as the few weeks back,I, along with a few others were coming back from 7/11 at night and A/C was sitting outside with her laptop all alone, Moody Aamla dared to ask her what she was doing and the reply was "SERENITY". Guess the high number of your eyes at such a young age is finally justified. Elegant choice of words you have though, good job!!

Mitti's answers to our problems are still anything but justified. Apparently for getting a print out of a pdf file and a photo file, she needs two different "softwares". Sometimes I wonder if she doesnt know anything herself or she thinks we are too stupid. In either case, it would take someone with a lot of time and patience to sit and argue with her.

Moody Aamla was trying his level best to show yesterday that he has it in him to be the next Fake Caraniya Resident as he and Narad Muni thought about giving it(continuing the blog) a try. He, with his cheesy one liners came right one after the other while on our way to 7/11. You defenitely have loads of talent in you to become a good writter Moody and perhaps even an advertising copywritter as well, although it would take you to sacrifice some of your David Dhawan Jokes.

Atleast the Three Musketeers thought Moody Aamla was the Fake Caraniya Resident and apparently 100 Miles was disappointed that I did not write about his cooking. Well, all I gotta say is that if M.B.A. does not work out for you, cookery is a definite option for you my friend, afterall that's the hot course for most P.R. holders and given the current employment situation in India(if it could have gotten any worse), you can surely give P.R. a thought, if nothing else, Aashiana would love to take you under his wings.

That set for this last one guys, I wrote this last post because some of you requested me for more and I thought before going, I should write a last one AFTER revealing myself and one more reason was that after I revealed myself, the reactions I got, combined with some of the interesting things that happened since yesterday urged me to write this post.

Before I leave, I just want to answer those who were of the opinion that I should have continued even after I left without revealing my identity, I just wanna say that first of all I am not a coward that I would make comments about people since I am out of Caraniya and no one can trace me. The reason to be anonymous for the first few posts was to strike an interesting debate about this suspense, I knew all along, before deciding to leave Cariniya that I WILL reveal my identity pretty soon. The second and the most important reason for me not continuing this is because I believe in something which one of my favorite wrestling characters said:-

"ARRIVE.......RAISE HELL.............LEAVE!!"