Some Theories DO Pan Out

So the wise man's theory worked, finally I see some response,so I wasn't wrong, there were some silent observers just willing to have a look staying at the bay. Truth be told, it was a pleasant sight looking at all the people coming together and talking about something other than the IPL, all the people from all "groups" were talking and speculating on this one TOGETHER. I havent done much right in my life but this felt wonderful.

Now, I know all of you have already narrowed down on your "suspects", I have heard about theories and logics being discussed, time of email, IP addresses, so on and so forth. Now, let me get a few things straight:-

1st: I may be stupid but not that stupid,in the age of Microsoft Outlook and its supported programmes,its no rocket science to schedule the time of the email, so I may be out of the house or sleeping but the email would be sent at the time I wanted.

2nd: With Dynamic IP addresses and with wireless networks and shared passwords of those wifi networks, IP address is something you should defenitely not look for, well if you talk about MAC addresses(this is for those high tech GURUS),I, and even you know the way around it too, so it would be better not to bother with it.

3rd: And last but not the least, I would love to get "caught", my aim has already been achieved with most of you talking about this blog and speculating and the fact that most of you are also enjoying it too. Now for those who do get offended, if you do identify yourself and think its getting "personal" just comment to the blog(if you cant do that then just email me at fakecaraniya@gmail.com) and tell me to stop talking about you, I wont do it,as I said before,this is only for fun and my intention is not to hurt anyone.

Now enough of formal stuff,lets talk about something else. Vanilla Icecream commented and asked where was I till now, well my friend, I have been around always, this just felt like the right time to do something like this, things just happen you know. Just like the way, your great hand-eye co-ordination happened on the pool table, although I wonder if the beer had anything to do with it,eh?

Salsa Sauce already knows who I am, well I am guessing he should, after all he is always one "(salsa) step" ahead of us.

People also wonder how I get so much of time to do this, its simple folks, the same way you got all the time to discuss about this blog. To those special people who want me to do their assignments if I have so much of time, I have got two words for you...."JERSEY MAN", and if you do pay him for doing your assignment, kindly take my suggestion, gift another jersey to that fella, after all variety is the spice of life., if not for him, atleast for my eyes.

Oh by the way, in case I am not upto the mark with this post, do forgive me as my eyes had to bear the brunt of seeing the Eye Rapist come out of the bathroom at past midnight with her hair all open, that is enough to creep the creativity out of anyone, let alone a mortal like me.

Unfortunately, I have a very bad memory and I am not sure but I think I have hired Noorani Chehra as my advertising manager, how else would you explain him distributing my blog addresses to people who haven't got it yet. Good work N.C., take this as your internship offer, now what more could you ask from your trip to Melbourne, you get a Deakin degree in 1 semester,paying less than half of what others pay and now an internship as well. Way to go dude!!

Bakchod baba was busy defending Moody Aamla when everyone was busy taunting him and speculating him, well good for Bakchod baba,his defence is strong, now he needs to work on his attack, after all T20 ka zamana hai and its all about attack,aint it?

One person I dont see much of nowdays is Bhai Ji, I wonder if he has already started working on his next task and this time try to get full marks since the grace out of the gracefull has already been achieved. Although I do have news that Bhai Ji is doing his task with Jersey Man, so may be he is too busy playing cricket with his room mate Vidarbh Raina, who by the way seems so innocent that sometimes I wonder what made him come to the Devil's Land(Caraniya!!) Perhaps he is here because of Zayed Khan, after all he follows him in his quest to support the Daredevils aur waise bhi Vidarbh...KISKA HAI YEH TUMKO INTEZAAR...WOH HAI NA!!!

Southbank was very excited about the blog and was jumping around places discussing with everyone about it. He might wanna control that though because I think the last time he jumped, he went to the sun, how else do you explain the "south" Asian Paints on him. By the way, looking at his decreased brightness(if it could have decreased any further), I wonder if in his time out from facebook he went to the sun again.

Questionnaire and Bheem were drinking last night and all I could think about was the afternaths, thankfuly Questionnaire was busy playing pool and could not get a chance to start with his survey of "WHY" questions and Bheem was relatively quiet. While Bheem may be the eye candy he is, I cannot believe it when people laugh at his jokes, my 5 year old nephew cracks better jokes than he does and him shouting at the top of his voice with his jokes, which nowdays I notice is only laughed at by him. Bheem is a perfect example of the quote which says "Dont Judge a Book by its Cover".

That set for this time folks, I am sorry if this one was not fun enough,as I said Eye Rapist in her "chandi" look scared the bejesus out of me.

The other reason is obviously because with some people being hurt, I have decided to be a little careful. This is just for fun and would remain that way. HOWEVER......If by the next blog I do not get any objection from anyone, I WILL take that as a N.O.C. and go ahead with my jokes on them, so if anyone has any problem and do not want me to talk about them,PLEASE mention now!

Hope you "catch" me soon or otherwise...I'l see you when I see you. Take care till then.