The Rule Of Three

A wise man once told me that if you do something and it fails, try it again, if you fail again,then try one last time and if you fail AGAIN,then move on.

So, since the first entry of the blog failed with no one really acknowleding it,going by the wise man's theory,I still have two more attempts. So, in other words, this could be my second last attempt.

I wouldn't say I was surprised to see this fail, however I was defenitely surprised to see Moody Aamla not getting excited about this. After all, he was most excited with FAKE IPL PLAYER. May be his room partner Narad Muni is keeping him busy with all his good "deeds".

Speaking of these two, news is that they have now taken some food catering service for their dinner, well, not much has changed though, they are still eating food cooked by others, the only difference is, this time they are paying for it.

Jersey Man was also surprisingly not excited about this blog but after I think about it, he spends half his day sleeping and the other half he either smokes or gives people advice on how they should do their assignment, I am sure he must be expecting an interview call from Deakin for the post of an assittant professor anytime now. It surprises me how people can just believe stuff for which they have not had any proof of, Jersey Man has not had any marks till now but people think he is "good" but who can blame them,eh? Narad Muni has been singing praises about him and everyone just followed him about his remark on the Jersey Man.

Caraniya was comparatively very quiet yesterday night, even Aashiana and Laathi Charge were not at their usual best in talking at the top of their voices. Although I really think these guys are much better, atleast they enjoy in a room and do not make loud noises in the common areas.

Talking about common areas, if you ever wonder where the trash from all homes in Australia is disposed, then all you have to do is, come to the happy go lucky kitchen of Caraniya, which is a "Haven for diseases" as quoted by the Foreign maal of Caraniya, when he was opening his heart to the Eye Rapist about how the "desis" decorate the kitchen and forget to put off the decoration when christmas is over.

You might wonder why would I call the kitchen "Happy go Lucky", this is because if you are cooking in the kitchen and strike a conversation with some other resident about food, no matter how god awfull your food looks, you WILL get a compliment, offer them the food, they would say "no thanks" but fake compliments does not cost a thing,right?

But what I dont understand WHY do you want to compliment someone when you dont really like it,WHY? WHY do people ask others during their sickness, "are you feeling better?" when there is nothing they can do about it,WHY? WOA!! Am, I talking too much like a certain someone? With so many WHY and "?", I think I might be spending a little too much time listening to the Questionnaire talk to others and ask them "WHY?"

Talking about spending too much time, Salsa Sauce is spending a little too much time on his fitness, he is either teaching how to make Salsa Sauce at Deakin or building up his stamina to make Salsa Sauce at the gym. May be, he is trying to get his frustrations out with his team getting beaten up mercilessly in the IPL or better yet, may be Salsa Sauce is doing all this training to be selcted for the Right Kniders, perhaps there is more than one wanna be cricketer in IPL with Bakchod Baba being the other.

So, that set for my possible second last attempt folks. I doubt if this would be a success, may be there are silent observers who choose not to comment but in either case, for the few who might be enjoying "just reading", I will write one last blog after this.

Adios Amigos!!