Let the Funs Begins

Some would argue about the grammer of the title of this blog, however, we do know that Caraniya is filled with people with ultra unique grammar skills so we are trying to keep up with it.

So.....First things first, Yes! This is indeed a copy or cheap imitation(if you wanna call it that) of the FAKE IPL PLAYER blog. This is dedicated to our special "home" Caraniya. Where the owner has been able to get people from all walks of life.

This blog is just to have some fun, nothing else!! People who do take this personal should not read any further and basically not follow the blog and people who do get offended AND continue to read...well...........I DONT GIVE A DAMN THEN!! (No but seriously, this is STRICTLY for fun and nothing else, so please see it in the right way)

So, we have one morning staff and one night staff at Caraniya and I am sure our "MBA" students have a thing or two to learn from the owners about hiring, or shall I say "HRM". We have Mitti as our morning staff, who has the most atroscious answers to any and all of our problems, how else do you explain the internet getting slower because "people are using it". What was the purpose of internet again?

Next we have eye rapist as our night staff. She comes, she sees and....she rapes!! I still cannot understand if she does not want to talk or she cannot talk. In either case, her eyes tells the story, like they say "AANKHEIN BHIIIII.......HOTI HAI DIL KI ZABAAN".

So.....lets talk about our family members in Caraniya. By the way, before I start, Let me run a commercial which is sponsored by M.R.P. (Minimum Retail Price). If you are about to go for shopping clothes,groceries,gadgets then hold on to your horses and contact M.R.P., he gets you the best of prices,no matter what price you currently get,M.R.P. WILL BEAT IT! So get on phone and call 1-800-MRP, thats 1-800-MRP or come directly to room "1+23+32+4-45"

So, back to our family...as we all know, we have many Deakin students as well as students from Swinburne. Talking about universities, did any one of you have any idea that getting admission at Deakin is "VERY DIFFICULT" , atleast Air Cooler (A/C) certainly thinks so, and I was living in my own world thinking that we have geniuses from India at Deakin who cannot even work their way around the website of the university, well give them facebook, SURE!! they can find their way around but for the university website, they need to ask the professor 100s of question before "settling in the Australian education system".

While I am on the topic of facebook, GUESS WHOS BACK, BACK AGAIN, BLACKYS BACK, TELL A FRIEND!! GUESS WHO'S BACK, GUESS WHOS BACK, GUESS WHOS BACK.......
Southbank is finaly backk to facebook, so much for all his goodbyes to "everyone". Apparently he is getting back to a lot of things lately and smoking is one of it. We wonder if his time to go back to India is coming soon.

Bakchod baba is surely going back to India soon, I wonder if he would be in time for the selection of IPL 3. We will all miss him for sure. Most of all he would be missed by the Questionnaire. (More about him later)

So, lets talk about others now. The experiment on silent killer flopped as we failed to get him excited even after his team Right Knider won their first match last week. We hope that Dada scores a century and takes the Right Kniders to the semis, that would be our last effort to get some excitement out of the Silent Killer. Although all said and done, he is a good guy yeah! he is a good guy yeah!


Slumdog Millionaire is being remade in Caraniya with the Three Muskeeters: Sexy Eyes, Noorani Chehra and 100 miles. The story of the three musketeers who travel their way from Mumbai to Melbourne in search of some knowledge but Sexy Eyes is jinxed with sore eyes whenever he comes anywhere near knowledge and Noorani Chehra and 100 miles are still trying to drag each other towards the victory line and say JAY HO!!


As I said before, we have people from all walks of life, for example we have Bhai Ji, who is part of the minority community of people who still think Salman acts. How can you expect any kind of acting from that person but then again you cant blame Bhai Ji, he expected to get some gracefull marks in his first task as well but ended up with just GRACE MARKS.


Time is running out and I have to go but before I go, I have a public safety announcement to make. Anytime, you go out at night/morning/noon..watever...if you see a thin figure coming towards you and waving at you, DO NOT and I repeat..DO NOT try and remember if you know him,,,,,,,,BECAUSE..YOU DONT!! Poor guy is suffering from the much famous "HI MAN" syndrome and is observing Eye Rapist to learn how to just look at people without saying a word.

That set for this one guys and girl(S)


P.S. Who Am I?? If you need a name for me, call me.....MR. NOBODY(taken from a poem I read in my english class years back)