It Ends Tonight

After conceding 5 byes (as per Vanilla Icecream) its time for me to aim for a yorker with me now bowling at the end. All good things come to an end. So, I am taking the liberty of assuming that this blog was good as well and hence the time to end it has also come.



As I said the last time about how pleasant a sight it was to watch all people talking about something common TOGETHER, my biggest achievement came yesterday. Something even the Right Kniders failed to do. Silent Killer was finally looking excited when he talked about the possibilities about the identity of Fake Caraniya Resident (FCR) with Aashiana and Laathi Charge. May be this blog was worth more than what I thought it would be.





Aashiana had his list of suspects as well and while most of his suspects were understandable, his two cents about Bheem being FCR was just a little over the top. Either its a wild guess based on lack of interaction with Bheem or seems like the cold shower last week is still showing its effects on Aashiana.



The Blog had an effect or two of its own as well or perhaps it is my imagination wandering around but I felt some people being careful about what they do or say around others as they never know if that would become the highlight of the next post. Especially since I recieved no objection from anyone about not mentioning them on the blog, either through comments or email.



Speaking of Email, someone needs to give Chidambaram a heads up about whats going on in this world because as per his understanding anyone who has an account at gmail can be FCR as I use a gmail account too. I suggest he should increase his fixed asset of knowledge or else the profits wont increase.



The suspense of Bhai Ji's absense from Cariniya is surely increasing, I am assuming that he is been doing some deep thinking about why did he like Salman in the first place, well..that should keep him busy for a while, atleast till the release of yet another atroscious attempt by Salman which he this time has decided to call Veer, which I think is because only Veer (Brave) people like Bhai Ji would have the guts to go watch the movie.



Someone who surely does not lack guts is Richie Rich, having already got an extension for his task, he is not even half way through but surely takes out time to play pool, with his own self though, following the trend of him wanting to do everything alone.



Speaking of pool, Moody Aamla was giving suggestions to Zayed Khan about his shots on the pool table yesterday and perhaps Zayed was in a generous mood as he was listening to Moody too, however after a while when Moody realised he is suggesting more wrong than right, he decided to play it safe like he always does and let Zayed play his game.



There was certainly a big game last night for Southbank with his team Deccan Chargers playing against Chennai. The last time Deccan won, his agression mixed with his color resemblance to the carribean island reminded me of curtley ambrose, need to work on getting those lips bigger though.



Bakchod Baba is certainly working on his looks nowdays, looking fresh and with a glow on his face. Afterall, the Vietnam war is not yet over and with the Middle East invasion on the cards, Bakchod baba has got to be at his best. He might also be preparing for a call from Shane Warne for a place in the Rajasthan Royals side, I mean at a time when Ravindra Jadeja can get a nod for the Indian side ahead of guys like Dinesh Karthik and Abhishek Nayar, Bakchod Baba can surely be optimistic for a miracle.



While we are on the topic of the IPL, Salsa Sauce (for whom I have a new found respect, the reasons for which I shall not discuss here) has decided to change his team preference from the Right Kniders to the Mumbai Indians and was cheering "GO MUMBAI" during Mumbai's match, no wonder Mumbai was thrashed in that very game, I think he is better off making Salsa Sauce as cheerleading surely does not seem to be his forte.



Narad Muni would have defenitely loved watching Mumbai's defeat especially since it was coming against a team he apparently "supports", i.e. the Bangalore Royal Challengers. I hope that would have cheered him up a little bit because from what I heard, he was quite upset about the comments I had for him in my second post. However, since he did not mention any objection from his side to me directly, I am certainly not leaving the opportunity to have a crack at him. Narad Muni was questioning the support of people towards their respective IPL teams, asking how can people get so attached to a team in one year(IPL started last year), "there is no tradition, no history" he said. Now let me answer that in two parts:-



1. People are not attached to the teams or shall I say franchisees, they are attached to their respective lands, for e.g. Mumbai, Hyderabad etc. (exclude Bakchod Baba though, he just thinks supporting Shane Warne's team would earn him an opportunity to play for the Royals one day) There is no bigger attachment to a person than the attachment with his land, where you grew up,where you spent your life.



2. Now, I wonder what is his connection to his "favorite team" Manchester United. I am sure a trip to Manchester when he was 10 year old is anything more than a lame excuse. What is his traditional or historial connection with Manchester United and even if I assume for a moment if his short trip to Manchester is a reason enough then I would say he should support Manchester City with the same passion as he supports the United.



Now...lets talk about the end of this blog. The reasons for which I end this blog are many but primarily because I dont want to be Ekta Kapoor and drag it till people beg me to stop. However, since I am ending this blog, the question of my identity also needs to be answered.
It is obvious that I have decided to reveal my identity since I am ending this blog now. So the question is...Who Am I?



Many people had their suspect lists and some people were SURE about who I am. The primary suspects who most of you thought were:-



1.Moody Aamla: Most of you thought I am Moody Aamla, everyone's first choice was him.



2.Questionnaire: Then there were quiet a few people, who also thought it could be the Questionnaire.

3.Bakchod Baba: Some people also thought it could be Bakchod Baba since he is the funniest and jolliest of the lot.



Well...........Tumne Jo Dekha Hai..Socha Hai, Samjha Hai, Jaana Hai,WOH MAIN NAHIN!!



Let me first give u a tough hint:-



"RNFYOMOOOBRNMRTE"



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Let me give you an easier hint now:-



I have made fun of myself as well(which was more than obvious) and some of you hardly know me as well.



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Now let me give you the easiest hint I could think of:-



I am a hardcore MUMBAI INDIANS SUPPORTER!!!



Well, that should do it I guess, YES I am the Jersey Man a.k.a. Assignment Maestro(by a few people, which I still cant figure out why) and NOW..... a.k.a. Fake Cariniya Resident



The answer to the first hint is through the Julius Caesar Box(I know most of you wont know about it,thats why it was the toughest hint) and applying that theory, the answer looks like this:-





R N F Y


O M O O


O B R N


M R T E



So,if you read it down from "R", you get...............ROOM NMBR FORTY ONE



So, I, Jay Adhikari was the Fake Caraniya Resident. Kudos to Salsa Sauce for guessing it was me, and to A/C as well for being the one who had me on her suspect list atleast. Sorry Chidambaram but y0ur reason for doubting me was way too vague so no kudos for you. I dont know if there was anyone else also who knew or doubted it was me but as far as I know these two were the only people.



I hope I provided some fun to all of you. However I also need to give a few due credits here:-



1. The idea of doing something like this belongs to Moody Aamla, he first came up with it.



2. My partner in crime was SouthBank, who along with Moody Aamla knew it was me all along.



3. And for those who were lending a shoulder to the upset Narad Muni, he was also involved with me, knowing everything about it from day one, now I wonder if anyone would care when he is upset the next time.

Also since Southbank had some problem with his digestive system, Questionnaire and Bakchod Baba came to know about me after my initial blog


However, the writting and creative department belonged completely to me (Apart from the name of Salsa Sauce, as my idea was to keep Salsa King but Questionnaire after knowing my identity suggested Salsa Sauce which sounded better) and the timing of each post and blah blah blah blah was all done by me. I take full responsibility if consciously or unconsciously I have hurt anyone. I had a short stay at Caraniya and I thought it would bring some spice and masala to do something like this. As I mentioned before my intention was not to hurt anyone, it was all in good fun and I assume people have taken it in the right spirit.
So, that set guys, the FAKE CARANIYA RESIDENT is over.





Thanks to all those who commented and to those who followed and liked my efforts.



Before I sign off, to clear everyone's confusion, here are a list of all the names I gave to people refering to their actual names:-



M.R.P - Lawrence


A/C - Ankita Chokhani


SouthBank - Vikas (Mannaru)


Bakchod Baba - Aviral


Questionnaire - Sunny


Silent Killer - Shukla Ji


Sexy Eyes - Jay Shah


Noorani Chehra - Hiren (better known as Veeru)


100 Miles - Somil (better known as Gabbar)


Bhai Ji - Shripal


Moody Aamla - Karan


Narad Muni - Swagatam


Jersey Man - Jay Adhikari (ME)


Aashiana - Piyush


Laathi Charge - Raathi


Salsa Sauce - Mohit


Vanilla Icecream- Nikhil


Vidarbh Raina - Aayush


Zayed Khan - Rahul


Bheem - Vikas (Body Builder, my roommate)


Chidambaram - Siddharth Tanwani(the long hair fellow)


Richie Rich - Hemanth



So, Adios Amigos, I'll see you..........When I see you. Buh-Bye!!